She kissed the tequila bottle and she liked it.
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He totally got trashed.
Tags: kid garbage owned
Assaulting a rapper should get you a civic award. Unless you're also a rapper. At which point, it should be a cage match to the death.
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Made-in-China ceiling tiles, my only weakness!
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Spheres are difficult objects for human beings to deal with.
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Stick to playing Tony Hawk and eating Cheetos, buddy, you can't hack the real deal.
Tags: fat skater owned
No, you can't be a dragon. Not yours. Go back to World of Warcraft.
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A friend of mine just broke her wrist riding a horse the other day, so I'm getting a kick out of this video.
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Don't quit your day job, honey.
Tags: stripper fail owned comedy By: hawtstuffbaby
If you fuck with a buffalo, you deserve what you get.
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I think the Joker is closer than he believed.
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Big boobs do not equal big brains. Pretty clever janitor though.
Tags: girl boobs owned comedy funny By: hawtstuffbaby
Well, at least he didn't pick the wrong kind of "people who annoy him"...
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Alcohol and stripper poles really don't mix.
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Don't quit your day job, girlfriend.
Tags: stripper owned comedy funny By: hawtstuffbaby
You can't really call it an Unidentified Flying Object if you know it's a skateboard and it's coming at your face.
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I think this is how we should dispense children from now on. If you lack the skill to win a claw game, you don't get a kid.
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Easily one of the hottest videos I've ever seen.
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You don't have these sorts of problems when you busy yourself making sandwiches all day.
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Never trust anybody at the pool table.
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